Some Guy Tried To Scare Children Away – With Porn

Philly.com is reporting that police in Philadelphia say a man tired of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to try to chase them off.

The neighborhood purveyor of porn, 27 year old Michael Buck, faces a felony obscenity charge and two misdemeanors for the alleged May 31 stunt at his upscale Phoenixville home.

Irate neighbors told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block-and-a-half away.

I don't know about you, but when I was a kid that sort of stuff actually made me stick around longer… then again, I was a sick child. 

Rico

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So Zachary Quinto, a Huge Steak and a Bloody Butcher Are Walking Down The Street …

Ok, let's file this video under "WTF?!" shall we?

Here we have Star Trek star Zachary Quinto walking his dog while being closely followed by a some guy in a steak suit and another guy dressed like a blood soaked butcher.  Of course!

Well, it's all fun and games until Zachary falls on his dog ... which, uh, also happens.  Yeah, go figure.

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SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE: Simon Cowell’s Credit Card Was Denied!

According to The Sun UK, GAZILLIONAIRE Simon Cowell's credit card was REJECTED as he tried to pay for a pricey dinner at posh London restaurant Cipriani.

A source said Cowell's card was probably "maxed out" after recent spending.

Meanwhile, fellow Britain’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan – who was dining with Cowell at the time - said: "It's the greatest moment in my life."

I’m sure Simon would love to hire an assassin to take care of his buddy … but, then he’d probably have to pay in cash.

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Little Retired Lady Took Down a 220 LB Bank Robber With a Chokehold

And now for your daily dose of FIERCE!!

According to the OC Register, 53 year old 5'7" 128 lbs retiree Cynthia Orel took down and subdued 52 year old 6'0" 200 lbs Tony Baik Fennell after he allegedly tried to rob a bank. Ok, she's a retired cop .. but still ....

The pocket-sized crime fighter said she heard the bank manager yell that the bank was being robbed. There was chaos in the store, customers were yelling, clerks were jumping behind registers. Once she heard he had a gun, she jumped in to assist a customer grabbing Fennell's left hand – trying to get a hold of him.

Orel tried to grab Fennell's other hand, she said. She then went around Fennell as the customer held him and got pushed onto a bench on display. She got him from behind. They ended up against a wall with her arm around his neck. Orel said that’s when she took him down in a headlock type of restraint.

Grrrrlll I'm scrrd of you!!  Hmmmm … I wonder how the big guy’s going to explain this to his cell mates?!

Rico

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Shia LaBeouf Almost Poked His Eye Out

You know, being an international film star isn't always filled with daisies and unicorns. If you're an action star like Shia LaBeouf, there's actual peril involved.

According to well-respected publication, The National Enquirer, filming for the Transfomers sequel almost cost him his vision when a spike impaled his face ... yes, a spike:

"We were in the middle of some chaos and I mistimed something and impaled my face on a spike.

I came up and I had a spike in my eye and I had blood coming down my face and it was the dark, dark purplish kind, which is actually a great thing.

If it had been red-ish and clear, it would mean my eye popped."

Ok, Shia .. we get the point.  Well, actually, in this case it seems you already did.

Rico

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Air “Nude” Zealand Commercial Filled With Airline Crew With Painted On Uniforms

According to Air New Zealand's most recent promotion, they have "nothing to hide". Well, unfortunately in this video it’s clear they left the best parts hidden.  Check it out.

Rico

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Andy Dick is the SCARIEST Ronald McDonald Ever!!

“Would you like fries with that nightmare?!”

Here we have comedian Andy Dick at a recent PETA protest dressed as a nightmare inducing, cleaver wielding Ronald McDonald.  Now, I don’t even have a fear of clowns … yet.  But I have a feeling I might be revisiting this image again during REM sleep tonight.  (Excuse me, can I have my images of horror to go?)    

Rico

(Via Copyranter)

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